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p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile

(Source: wonderghoul)

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

a conversation that actually fucking happened

prestigious-lover:

qvesadilla:

boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol

me:image

That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.

jaclcfrost:

"turn in your test even if you aren’t finished"

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tamorapierce:

theshelbster6:

twicearunner:

tumblegags:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

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i officially like animals more than people

I’m with the little green widget guy!

(Source: watersport5)

Sophie Turner has a crush on Dan Smith. (x)

(Source: sophieturnernews)

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

(Source: thegailygrind)

sunshinestainedlips:

blackdenimjeans:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

He looks and acts like a roach

What the actual fuck…

(Source: thinksquad)

forever90s:

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

image

that is the most accurate reaction gif to describe this. I cannot stop laughing.

tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body

tastefullyoffensive:

An incredible picture of a soul leaving the body

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

imsirius:

I have a tiny cameo in Judd Apatow’s new movie that involves a large amount of dogs x

(Source: igperish)