the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
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Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.
Benedict Cumberbatch → STID Press Tour
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Michael Gary Scott as the Doctor’s worst/best ever companion
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So basically Ben is me in seminars :P
So Benedict paused the interview because he got a phone call from Nina Gold.
Top U.K. casting director. You might know her casted ensembles in Les Miserable, the King’s Speech, Prometheus etc.
SHE IS ALSO RUMORED TO BE CASTING THE NEXT BOND FILM
… I wonder what she has in store for Benedict….
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i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
What is this I need to know.
It’s called This Is The End. It’s coming out this year. It’s about an apocalypse situation in which all the main characters are well-known celebrities at a party, ie Emma Watson, Seth Rogen, etc.
I AM SO EXCITE
kind of need this
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