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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

  • What they say: I love pussy
  • What they mean: I love Poussey
punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

moamd:

the only scene we have of the 3 future sisters-in-law

(Source: smiledamon)

watsonsandholmeses:

Bow to the Queen of Europe, Conchita Wurst

assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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if it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it?

(Source: twistdmentality)